Losowe angielskie dowcipy
The Cruise! ->
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent th... [ca造 ->]
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? ->
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... The other is used to carry groceries.... [ca造 ->]
Lost Fingers ->
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency romm of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fing... [ca造 ->]
4 Doctors talk Politics! ->
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one ... [ca造 ->]
Blonde Trivia ->
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it? She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"... [ca造 ->]
Rotten Little Johnny ->
Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"... [ca造 ->]
White House news release! ->
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of di... [ca造 ->]
Superbowl ->
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. ... [ca造 ->]
Panties ->
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties. Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties. "Oh those," Replied th... [ca造 ->]
Another Dumb Viagra Joke ->
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!... [ca造 ->]
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE) ->
December 26, 1999 Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I w... [ca造 ->]
Slogans for Safe Sex! ->
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't g... [ca造 ->]
Toddler Miracle Diet! ->
New Miracle Diet! Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet), or you go broke (the all-meat die... [ca造 ->]
End of the World Reports ->
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Mic... [ca造 ->]
Blonde Suicide ->
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No... [ca造 ->]